Title: Clouds

Author: Kate of Kintail

Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Kingsley

Rating: NC-17

Warnings/Kinks: Sex on a broomstick, masturbation

Disclaimer: The characters do not belong to me, nor does the hankie code (though I did make up a few special colors). This is all just play and I certainly don’t get paid.

Word Count: 2,183

Summary: Remus regales Sirius with a tale of his exploits for the night

Author’s Notes: Nineteenth in my colored hankie series for pervy_werewolf’s Lusty Month of May.

 

            Remus tip-toed slowly across the pitch black room. His toes hurt from the strain but only because his whole body was fatigued as well. Standing in the corner of the room, Remus shed his clothing, one article at a time, dropping them all in the hamper except for a sock which somehow got lost in the darkness and probably hid between the laundry hamper and wall and could only be seen by the light of day. Unable and unwilling to track down his pajamas in the darkness, Remus pulled on a clean pair of boxers and then headed to the bed.

 

            Hovering over the bed, his eyes had adjusted to the darkness enough to make out Sirius lying on his right side in bed. Remus reached a hand down and took hold of the end of the blanket. Slowly and gently, he lifted it and pulled it down just enough to let him get beneath. The bed sagged under his weight as he just as slowly and gently climbed in. He paused while half-kneeling, half-sitting, then went again and stretched out on his right side. He pulled the blanket back up again and smiled. It had not been the most graceful or fastest attempt at getting into bed, but it had been quiet.

 

            He snuggled into his pillow and covers and sighed silently as he listened to the slow, deep breathing of Sirius lying behind him. Then, all of a sudden, “You’re home late.” It was a playful, curious tone if any, and not the least bit accusatory.

 

            Remus sighed and rolled onto his left side. “I’m sorry. I tried my best not to wake you.” He leaned forward and kissed Sirius lovingly. “Go back to sleep.”

 

            “Wasn’t really asleep,” Sirius confessed, though a fierce yawn betrayed him somewhat. “Did you have a good night back at the club?”

 

            Remus shook his head. “I was on patrol tonight for the Order.” Sirius remembered that. “And afterwards I did not go to the club. Truth is, I didn’t need to.”

 

            Sirius rubbed at his eyes, then propped his head up on a bent elbow. “Is that right?” he asked curiously. “Tell me about it?”

 

            “Tell you?” Remus inquired.

 

            Sirius nodded. “I want to hear about tonight’s perversions. Is there a color for it? Who was it with? And what was it like? Tell me all about it. Please? I want to be a part of it.”

 

            It was then that Remus noticed Sirius was not only completely naked but also casually stroking his half-hard cock as he spoke with Remus. Remus raised an eyebrow. He wasn’t usually much for shag-and-tell but tonight he was practically bursting to tell what he’d done so he seized the opportunity.

 

            But first he stretched and sat back against the headboard and pillows. If Sirius was going to touch himself to Remus’ story, Remus wanted to be sure to get a good view of it.

 

 

*

 

 

            “Yesterday Sturgis and I saw some activity ‘round the south side. A few suspicious characters loitering outside a dark arts shop.” Kingsley Shacklebolt’s voice was deep and gentle. It was nearly drowned out as a rush of wind struck us.

 

            I’m not much for small talk while on patrol. I’m not overly fond of that particular duty in the first place and with the wind as it was tonight I was doing all I could to just concentrate on staying on my broomstick and doing my job. “Aren’t most people who frequent those shops rather suspicious-looking?”

 

            Kingsley chuckled. “You’re right about that.” He gave his pocket watch a glance, flying with ease and skill as he took a hand off his broomstick to retrieve his watch. “Five minutes to midnight. What do you say we call it a night, Remus?”

 

            Of course I agreed wholeheartedly with a great amount of relief. Though it was just the beginning of summer, the night had a chill in it thanks to a strong wind that threatened with every gust to push my off my broomstick and send me tumbling the hundreds of feet to the ground. I was also still rather tired from my transformations and looked longingly upon the idea of returning home and crawling into bed now that our shift was over.  “Looks like it was a quiet night after all,” I said, though it was bittersweet. Not spotting anything while on patrol made us feel just as comforted as uneasy. Just because we didn’t see any Death Eater activity didn’t mean they weren’t doing something somewhere.

 

            Kingsley and I made a wide turn on our brooms and headed back in the direction of central London. We were heading straight into the wind, and I swear I heard something above us. Something like thunder, and I looked up to inspect the clouds or search for lightning. Much as I dislike flying, flying during a thunderstorm is where I draw the line. And it was best to know the moment it looked like a storm was going to hit. There was good and bad to my move, however.

 

            The good side was that I discovered there was no approaching storm and it hadn’t been thunder I heard. The bad side was that, in looking, I was thrown off balance and lost control of the broomstick to the wind. It bucked uncontrollably between my legs and swerved about in various directions, jerking me this way and that. I gripped the handle tightly as best I could with sweaty palms and tried to flatten myself against the broomstick. But I wasn’t thinking about how to regain control, as the fear set in. All I could think about was that I was about to die. I spun around on the broomstick and my stomach leapt into my throat, making me nauseous. I clenched the handle tightly between my thighs and tried to keep myself from shaking with fear so badly I lost my grip. But the spinning made me terribly dizzy and disoriented. I closed my eyes tightly, just hoping it was over soon. How long could it take to plummet to the ground, really?

 

            “I’ve got you,” came Kingsley’s voice, just as deep as ever but slightly more urgent when it was usually slow and soothing. The auror reached out and took hold of the end of my broomstick to direct it back into place. With his broom positioned just beside and beneath, my broom had nowhere to go. It calmed, then submitted to our control once again.

 

            But I was worse for the wear and badly shaken now. I could not conceive of continuing to fly on my own. It wouldn’t be safe to apparate from midair like that, but we were not near any place where we could safely land and not be spotted by muggles.

 

            “Here. Swing a leg over,” Kingsley said. His voice was back to being low, smooth, and slow. He wrapped his arm around my middle and pulled the brooms against each other until I was behind him and we were riding both brooms at the same time. Mine seemed to be behaving itself now, but I still felt shaken.

 

            Needing some stability, I leaned against Kingsley’s back and wrapped my arms around his middle. He patted my hand which rested on his stomach and chuckled. “You’re always going on about how much you hate flying. I expected you to go completely mental just then.”

 

            “I thought I would, too,” I confessed. “But I knew I just had to hold on and sooner or later it would either stop or I’d be dead.” I hugged him more tightly and closed my eyes again. “Thank you for making it stop.” And for saving my life, and for helping me get home after all that.

 

            Kingsley stiffened in front of me, in more ways than one I expect, and tilted his head. I could only see the back of it, but I could guess his expression by the tone of his voice. “Fancy thanking me properly?”

 

            I did of course, but I would certainly have preferred to do so while on solid ground. That fuck in midair in the bedroom had been more than enough for me. My hesitation made Kingsley rethink his advance, however.

 

            “Of course I don’t know what you and… have arranged and if I’m not your type…” he trailed off.

 

            I pressed my lips to the back of his neck. We never spoke Sirius’ name out loud if it could be avoided for fear of being overheard, but Kingsley knew of my relationship. “I don’t think he would object to me thanking you. It is just that…”

 

            His head bobbed up and down in a nod. “Best way to get over a scare is to get right back on the broomstick, Remus.”

 

            Considering I hadn’t actually fallen off, I wasn’t sure that saying applied. But he did have a point. So I gulped and concentrated on him and him alone. Not the distance I might fall or the possibility of the broom going all wonky again. With Kingsley up front to block the wind, that part wasn’t quite so bad, either. If I closed my eyes, I could almost forget where I was. A few strokes to my cock helped considerably with that.

 

            Kingsley, on the other hand, seemed excited in part simply because we were up in the air. He seemed at home up there, a sensation I was sure I would never experience. So I focused on a sensation I was much more familiar with. I pulled back my robes and lifted his in the back, thanks to a few hard tugs and Kingsley lifting his arse for a split second to allow me to slip the robes out from beneath.

 

            My hands were still shaking a little, but I managed a lubrication and protection spell. Then I scooted up right behind him and wrapped my arms around him again. He sighed deeply as I slipped inside. It was a lovely sound- even deeper than usual and far more guttural. It was then that I was glad to be going through with it, and made up my mind to enjoy myself, though I also hoped it would be quick.

 

            I squeezed my thighs against the two broomsticks to keep myself on them as I attempted to thrust my pelvis and push more deeply into him. My arse slid slightly against the wood, and I could feel the base of the bristles against my arsehole. They rubbed against each other, causing a slight and rather interesting pain, not unlike the feeling of my balls resting upon the slightly vibrating broomsticks. I almost liked it. And, coupled with the wind rushing around my nether regions now that my robes were pulled up, I was almost enjoying it. Almost.

 

            That all changed when I gave another thrust in. Kingsley felt tight and I felt secure within him and secure now that I was in control. I smiled and lifted my head kissing the back of his smooth, bald head. I kissed the back of his ear, then tugged at his gold earring with my teeth. But most importantly, I continued to thrust into him. After such intense feelings of fear, the pleasure felt infinitely better than I could have imagined.

 

            The way Kingsley was groaning, I could tell he loved the rush of it all, the danger and the risk. I wouldn’t have expected less from an auror so used to staring down danger. The ability to laugh or, in this case fuck, in its face was to be commended.

 

            It did not take us long to finish. We both came roughly a block and a half from Number 12, with my yell of pleasure muffled into his shoulder. His, I think, was lost in the roar of the wind.

 

 

*

 

 

            “Sirius?”

 

            There was no verbal answer, simply the sound of skin against skin as Sirius’ hand pounded his prick. He took one look into Remus’ eyes, then found himself stiffening and shooting. He was silent, gritting his teeth and exhaling heavily into the pillow.

 

            When done, Remus cleaned him off and kissed him. Then he grinned. “If I had known you liked stories of me shagging other blokes so much, I would have told them to you long before now.”

 

            Sirius’ expression clearly indicated they should not make a habit out of this. Then he chuckled. “And if I had known all it took for you to get comfortable on a broomstick was a good shag, I would have tried that long ago.”

 

            Remus’ expression mirrored the one Sirius had worn a moment ago and he ended the silliness with a kiss.

 

            Then he settled down with Sirius to get to sleep, glad to have Sirius to snuggle up to in bed after such a night. But his mind kept returning to the sight of Sirius’ body reacting to his words, to the idea of sex on broomsticks. He was a bit curious, though, about whether Sirius had imagined himself as being Remus or as Kingsley as he listened.