Title: Wood

Author: Kate of Kintail

Pairing: Remus/OMC

Rating: NC-17

Warnings/Kinks: Wandsex

Disclaimer: The characters do not belong to me, nor does the hankie code (though I did make up a few special colors). This is all just play and I certainly don’t get paid.

Word Count: 1,219

Summary: Remus is in the mood for some wood.

Author’s Notes: Twentieth in my colored hankie series for pervy_werewolf’s Lusty Month of May.

 

            Remus had dreamed of wood. Not the Quidditch-playing kind or the morning kind that required a quick hand and a good fantasy to get rid of… but the finely crafted, slender, magical kind. Today was a day to dig out the brown hankie with the wood grain pattern printed on it. And this evening was the evening to find someone at the club with the same pattern in the opposite back pocket and not one but two bulges in his trousers and. Tonight was the night for wood.

 

            “Want to come back to mine?” came the soft whisper in his ear, almost as deep as Kingsley’s voice which alone made Remus smile. One of Remus’ thighs was between the man’s legs, and one of the man’s was between his. Each pressed his hard-ons into the other and each had his arms wrapped around the waist of the other.

 

            “I’d like that… ah…” Remus cocked his head but closed his eyes and left his sentence where it was in favor of enjoying the kisses the man was giving him up and down his neck. Remus’ hair stood on end and he shivered happily. “What was your name, again?”

 

            “Larkin,” he replied.

 

            Remus nodded. “Take me to your flat, Larkin. I want to see your wand.”

 

            Larkin grinned and let him out. It was close enough that they wouldn’t need to take the Knight Bus, close enough that Remus’ was still rather hard when they arrived and Larkin pushed him down onto the bed.

 

            Slowly, standing above him and smiling, Larkin pulled out his wand. “Ash. Kneazle whisker.  Seven and one half inches, just like me.” He twirled it in a circle, sending tiny sparkles shooting out and showering down over his hand. Then he pointed his wand straight at Remus.

 

            For a moment, Remus felt a bit of apprehension. There was always some risk when it came to going home with strange, armed men. Remus had his hand around his own wand in his pocket, and he knew plenty of spells that could be done through the fabric of his clothes if need be. But then Larkin moved the wand down and touched it gently to Remus’ ankle. Having been down Larkin’s trousers, the wood was warm as it touched Remus’ skin.

 

            The wand traveled up Remus’ leg, touching shin. It nudged up the end of Remus’ robes, moving it up slowly, centimeter by centimeter, revealing more of Remus. It ran along his kneecap and up his thigh. Ohhhh!” Remus gasped. He liked the thigh. Definitely the best so far. “Keep it there,” Remus begged, knowing quite well the man would not obey him.

 

            It moved up to Remus’ crotch wiggling about in the short sandy brown hairs. Remus gasped in anticipation. Then it slid down Remus’ other thigh. Remus groaned.

 

            “Thought you liked it there,” Larkin said.

 

            Remus shook his head. “Liked it better a moment ago. Go back to…”

 

            But the wand moved on down his leg, away from his crotch and hard cock. “I’m not going to do what you say just because you say it.”

 

            Remus cocked his head again. Then he pulled out his wand. With one word, Remus spelled the man’s robes to fly up, briefly exposing a pair of underwear. Larkin got the picture and took off his clothes, and Remus did likewise. Then he sat up and reached for Larkin’s cock. Still standing at the foot of the bed, overlooking Remus, Larkin moved his pelvis forward to allow Remus to touch it. Which Remus did, gently, giving it a few firm strokes. Larkin was incredibly hard, just like his wand, and Remus liked touching the man’s cock.

 

            The man smiled and, in reaction, moved the wand back up to Remus’ crotch. “I can be convinced,” he said. Then he bent a leg and knelt on his bed. He rubbed his wand up and down Remus’ cock. Remus felt the hard, thin wand moving slowly against his shaft. “Faster!”

 

            Larkin shook his head and teased him by slowing his strokes instead. Remus, however, sped his up. But he made sure they were irregular, changing his grip and changing techniques to keep the man from getting too far along too quickly. He stopped in stroking to cupped the head of the man’s cock with the palm of his hand, and the man groaned happily at that.

 

            Rewarding Remus further, Larkin whispered a few words which charmed his wand to vibrate. It was a light vibration, but right up against Remus’ cock it felt spectacularly strong. Larkin moved the wand about, touching Remus’ crotch everywhere, in every conceivable way. He angled it so the tip was just lightly touching the spot between Remus’ cock and his thigh. Then he moved it so it rested alongside Remus’ cock, holding it parallel as it continued to vibrate and made Remus vibrate all over because of it.

 

            When Larkin pressed his wand against Remus’ testicles, Remus let out a sound that was a combination of a gasp of disbelief and a moan of pure pleasure. Remus’ eyes rolled back and his jaw dropped open. Wordlessly he mouthed his plea for Larkin not to stop. And though he was unable to get sound to come out of his mouth, Remus’ hand kept up with its stroking and touching.

 

            But the best part was when Larkin slid the vibrating wand up Remus’ arse. The shaft was stiff and thin but the vibrating helped to fill him. As Larkin began fucking him with it, Remus moaned at each and every push in and out. Then Larkin uttered another word and pulled his hand away, holding both up for Remus to see. The wand, however, kept going.

 

            Remus threw his head back, turning it and biting part of the blankets as the sensation was almost too great for him to stand. He managed to pull his own wand out from the pile of discarded clothes and whispered a protection spell for his cock. Then his knuckles turned white from gripping his wand so hard as a pleasurable pain overtook him. Larkin had mounted him and was moving up and down exactly opposite to the wand.

 

            This was too much for Remus. Within seconds, he came noisily and powerfully. As he did so, his wand in his hand shot out red and blue sparks. They shot into the air and fell down upon the two of them like dry, light raindrops. He felt Larkin’s come warming his chest and looked up to see the expression of relief on the man’s face, but Remus was much more fixated on the repeated penetrations from the vibrating wand and the fantastic arse he was thrusting into.

 

            Thankfully, the wand slowed and stopped as soon as he was finished. Larkin dismounted and retrieved his wand, sliding it smoothly out of Remus. Remus watched the man clean and polish the wand with care. “I reckon Mr. Olivander would have a fit if he knew about this,” smirked Larkin.

 

            Remus chuckled and reached for his clothes. He secretly suspected the wandmaker was actually a Death Eater but even so, he probably wouldn’t look too favorably upon using wands in this manner. There was no question that they had been enjoyed, however. Tonight had indeed been the night for wood.