Snog a Slytherin

~ a song by Kate of Kintail ~

Now a Ravenclaw might be raunchy,

And a Hufflepuff hard all day,

But a Gryffindor’s a goody-goody,

And so you’ll hear us say….

Always snog a Slytherin when snogging’s what you want.

We’re best at riding broomsticks and you should hear us taunt.

Be sure to snog a Slytherin, we do such evil deeds.

We have the spells and toys enough to fill your special needs.

Always snog a Slytherin you should see us when we duel.

We’re quite astounding one-on-one with all our family jewels.

It’s good to snog a Slytherin; believe us, yes, it’s true.

Why, you could eat a whole dragon before we’re even through.

Always snog a Slytherin to find the very best.

Our talents do abound above the sorry rest.

When you snog a Slytherin you’ll feel it in your soul.

Our snakes are long and lovely, fitting really any hole.

Always snog a Slytherin, you’ll find us slick and neat.

Our wand-work’s always topnotch and you should see us eat.

Be sure to snog a Slytherin when you need cheering up.

You’ll love our tasty potions and we’ll give you a full cup.

Always snog a Slytherin for what we say is true.

We’ve got some regal nobles who are classier than you.

You’d better snog a Slytherin when you have got the hour.

You’ll be overwhelmed and charmed by all our stately power.

Always snog a Slytherin you’ll find we’re mighty fine.

We’ll take you under the table before we sit to dine.

Do try to snog a Slytherin if you’ve got the time to spend.

We do so well when we are done you’ll be a special friend.

Always snog a Slytherin, you’ll find we’re very smart.

Our style and class is worldwide known to be works of art.

Please snog a Slyterin, just write the message and it’s sent.

We’ll show you where your dreams can lie if you give us consent.

Always snog a Slytherin when you need a work of art.

Our cunning, suave demeanor from others set us apart.

It’s best to snog a Slytherin when you need a special touch.

You’ll never find any like us, we’ll promise you that much.

So to all the disbelievers, we raise our robes and sing:

Life is so much better when you’ve snogged a Slytherin.